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Not yelling, just explaining.
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Half-expat, full attitude.
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I brake for band clubs.
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Too stubborn to leave, too loud to blend in.
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Fluent in shouting over generators.
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Known to honk unnecessarily.
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Built different. Like my pavement.
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My GPS is just guesswork.
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Local enough to judge.
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More permits than plans.
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Too hot to function. Too broke to leave.
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My Maltese comes with subtitles.
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Nanna’s approval pending.
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I’m not shouting, I’m just Maltese.
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My other car is also stuck in traffic.
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Everything works… except the internet.
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Oui to wine, non to paperwork.
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Debugging life in GMT+1.
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Ħamrun Has My Heart.
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Yes, I beep at roundabouts.
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Is it a queue or a council meeting?
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Made for siestas, built for lidos.
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No Wi-Fi? No cry.
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I do my best work during a power cut.
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Proud owner of 3 balconies and 4 opinions.
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Made in Malta. Complains like a local.
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Parked like a Melita technician.
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Still waiting for my ARMS bill.
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Born to honk.
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