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Moved for the tax, stayed for the pastizzi.
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My GPS is just guesswork.
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My hobbies include complaining and pastizzi.
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My love language is ‘U ejja’
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My Maltese comes with subtitles.
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My other car is also stuck in traffic.
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My schedule is festa-dependent.
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My superpower? Double parking.
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Nanna’s approval pending.
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Naxxar, but louder.
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No Wi-Fi? No cry.
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No, I won’t smile back
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Not yelling, just explaining.
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Oui to wine, non to paperwork.
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Parked like a Melita technician.
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Proud owner of 3 balconies and 4 opinions.
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Qormi is the real capital.
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Raised by festa cannons.
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Raised by festa t-shirts.
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Remote job. Local complaints.
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Residency approved. Sanity pending.
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Sliema Forever.
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Still waiting for my ARMS bill.
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Swapped rain for rage
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Talk festa to me.
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Three months since my last Enemalta bill.
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Too hot to function. Too broke to leave.
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Too stubborn to leave, too loud to blend in.
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Trapped between festa fireworks and car alarms.
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Valletta – traffic, tourists, and truth.
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Was promised sun and pasta. Got wind and gridlock.
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Working remotely, complaining locally.
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Yes, I beep at roundabouts.
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You had me at ajma.
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Żebbuġ born and bread.
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