Too Real, Too Maltese

Maltese chaos, distilled into premium cotton. From ARMS bills to double parking — if you know, you know.

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Work Hard. Ajma Harder.

From pilots to programmers to bartenders with side hustles — this collection salutes the hustle with Maltese-style sarcasm.

Straight Outta Sliema (or Żebbuġ)

Celebrate your turf with slogans tied to Malta’s towns and villages. Street pride meets festa energy. Loud and proud.

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Ajma. Mela. Nothing Else.

The collection that started it all. Bold, clean, and unmistakably Ajma. Pure identity. No subtitles needed.

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Malta, But Make It Satirical

Witty one-liners that hit home harder than a festa cannon. Pastizzi, parking, and power cuts — all immortalised in cotton.

  • U Mela

    U Mela

    U Mela

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    From €25,00 EUR
  • Mela X'gara

    Mela X'gara

    Mela X'gara

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    From €25,00 EUR
  • Mela X'naghmel

    Mela X'naghmel

    Mela X'naghmel

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    From €25,00 EUR
  • MELA!

    MELA!

    MELA!

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    From €25,00 EUR
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Moved for the Tax, Stayed for the Drama

Life as a foreigner in Malta — romanticised, then satirised. Culture shock meets climate perks. Welcome to the island.